A Few of My Favorite Things

Mom’s scrunchy hair-ties all must be taken

Sneak on the counter and eat crispy bacon

Then I will chase after red laser beams

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Jump in the windows and hang from the sashes

Climbing the wall after something that flashes

Scratch on the sofa and tear out the seams

These are a few of my favorite things

Climbing in fridges and cooling my whiskers

Riding in cars sure does give me the jitters

Digging in throw rugs and stealing mom’s rings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Eating cat treats, going outside

Laying in the tub

I’ve nothing to do, but my favorite things

Please do not try to rub

 

Laying in basins and drinking sink water

Playing hard all night and leaving clutter

Climbing in boxes and chewing on strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Stealing used q-tips and hiding in bed sheets

Chasing my parents and biting at their feet

Jumping at insects and biting their wings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Sleeping all day, licking my butt

Scratching the TV

I’ve nothing to do but my favorite things

Now I must scratch and pee

~Cap'n Flint